Crowcifiction

by Evil Scarecrow

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1.
Ashes 05:32
I am the bringer pain I taste the cremated flesh call the heavens above "strike mine enemies" bzzzzzz feel the fury of fire its firey furiousness scorch the innocent sear the flesh from bone! see how they burn? smoldering embers see their eyes begin to melt? blistering skin encases boiling human flesh feel the cosy, warm glow of humanities firey firey fires burn, I want to burn, I need to burn, I love it vicious epiphany carrot vigorous firey grating the previous vocal flame is senseless like my mind lightning! "forking hell" shards of splintered brain penetrate my profile with your burning stare see how they burn? smoldering embers see their eyes begin to melt? blistering skin encases boiling human flesh feel the cosy, warm glow of humanities firey firey fires burn, I want to burn, I need to burn, I love it the earth is a black barren wasteland I open my eyes, I feel no remorse I am king of this land laid before of charcoal and ashes and barbecued corpse I stand filthy and naked and grinning My eyes cry new tears from the sulphurous smoke no life now remains in my kingdom I cackle my laughter, I begin to choke
2.
calamity, atrocity, inhumanity, depravity, christianity think not that I have come to send peace on earth I have come not to send peace but a sword I have come to set man against his father while women and children expire in the ruins (ooo those pesky ruins) I can't stand the preacher man the man who preaches to my face his sanctimonious lectures I wish he'd just get off my case it's all religious politics hypocrisy within the church dog-collared hypocrites Jesus lies from his perch atrocity inhumanity depravity christianity thank god for Jesus thank god for Jesus thank god for Jesus thank man for God I cant stand the clergyman he tells me I am a sinner I hold the christian faith in horror I hate the holy trinity the christian church is full of gold arc of the covenant open up see what unfolds all our faces start to melt atrocity inhumanity depravity christianity thank god for Jesus thank god for Jesus thank god for Jesus thank man for God
3.
Elephant Boy 03:02
elephant boy one school with a very odd pupil one zoo with a very strange attraction here's a grey tale of elephant boy little Tommy Green he was my mate at school we used to skive off school every thursday afternoon oh, little Tommy Green, he had black eyes of coal had a mammoth task integrating with society me and Tommy Green we were eating peanuts that was when I noticed that he had the head of an elephant AARRGGHH shot with blow dart captured by scientists and never seen again elephant boy is bigger than life part elephant, part human boy, geneticists, made it go wrong with their science misadventures I got a job cleaning cages at the zoo my main responsibility to disinfect the floors one day I heard a voice, twas my old friend Tommy Green and much to my surprise he had human head oh, me and Tommy Green we were eating peanuts that was when i noticed that he had the body of an elephant AARRGGHH shot with blow dart re-captured by scientists and never seen again elephant boy is covered in jam part elephant, part human boy, geneticists, made it go wrong with their science misadventures one lab with a mighty big bin bag one graveyard with a very small grave
4.
Isaac BC 05:48
Isaac BC religion of Amn, dislocated, a retarded farm unholy practice, a roswell old barn Metallic hieroglyphics are drawn an unholy glow in the scarer of crows maggots and worms praise this lord Macabre Totems speaking in tongues the church bell beckons the doer of wrongs emperial powers of which he belongs the congregations gathers "Behold! our new lord is born, as was foretold. kneel before his guarding of corn" "Is this what is meant to be? A recipe for my disease?" "WORRY NOT ISAAC BC, I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU ALL" "Lo! my flock, we're gathered today to celebrate the god made of hay weak in his gaze unfaithful will pay" "I've had our instructions passed unto me in visions and dreams, the future I see take heed of mine words, thus spake unto thee" the puritanical horde listened on engrossed and enraptured, assembled throng absorbing new truths from the preachers black tongue ISAAC I APPLAUD YOUR EFFORTS THUS FAR WELL DONE TO THEE MORTAL, YOUR REALLY A STAR TO DELIVER COMMANDMENTS, HERE THEY ARE "Is this what is meant to be? A recipe for my disease?" "WORRY NOT ISAAC BC, I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU ALL" 1. KILL ALL YOU DON'T KNOW 2. KILL ALL THAT YOU KNOW 3. BUILD THINE OWN SCARECROW 4. PITCHFORK THINE CHEST AND DIE Lend him your plastic faith... ISAAC BC Isaac BC began his duty... murderous A hitchhikers life he took... murderous hands clasped around her throat... murderous snapped her neck and raped her corpse... murderous Isaac took his families life... murderous mutilated body parts... murderous sewn together with human hair... murderous evil scarecrow effigy born... murderous
5.
Morbid Witch 05:16
I met her at the 'Frog and Cauldron' She bought me a pint of mild Raven hair, fingernails with ashen face and a crimson smile Mable, she offered to me something I would not beleive it was more than magic she said "give me something that means most to thee" she lied to me she lied to me she broke my magic wand she lied to me morbid witch she how she cries, pity her life Mable led me with a frozen hand into a wretched swamp inside a black and withered tree she made her home black candles, dimly lit the room her dead relatives at different states of discomposition she lied to me she lied to me she bent my point hat she lied to me morbid witch she how she cries, pity her life
6.
Thor vs Ra 04:15
I sit upon my throne of bone and contimplate the battle that must come our father enters the arena to battle Ra the egyptian god of sun Ra is wearing a golden cloak, a golden hat and wields a golden staff Thor is wearing bearskin hide a horned helmet and a battle axe Ra likes to eat his camel Thor likes to taste his mackerel Ra sings about the desert Thor sings about a longboat Ra shags egyptian boys Thor he shags busty barmaids Ra he wears make-up Thor he thinks that gay along came Ra wielding sun our father had a hammer RA the bloody battle of Thor vs RA
7.
Robototron 03:27
I came home from work recharging batteries is needed now the death star canteen was awfully busy due to rebel scum the lunar bus was driven by tweeky "biddy biddy biddy biddy" the darleks chased me home and but they could not chase me up the stairs the doorway to my lunar pod was ajar i pushed it walked inside my wife 'fembototron' suspended by a magnet with our son kidbototron was dead as well beyond repair oh bloody HAL I swear upon Uranus to wreak vengance on all human kind I am Robototron Exo-skele-titanium I am cyborg-champion I am Robototron I am now a gladiator fighting other robot-kind entertaining humans at the techno-colosseum 9 undefeated, battle-worn I am hunting Shatner for all time My battle-dog chiwawa, choose a wah-wah, chews a wawawa emperor William Shatner and Godzilla asked me who I was I am husband to a broken fembot, blinking cursor for a son and i will have my vengence until cylon says the day is done dismembered him with robot claw, behold I am robototron I am Robototron Exo-skele-titanium I am cyborg-champion I am Robototron
8.
I am not an anorak, I am not a maniac you cannot comprehend, we are children of the night gothic bloody vampire kiss, Van Helsing my nemesis my quest to meet the master, Count Dracula vampyre trousers blood, wolves, moonlight my black hearts desire blessed be! I have arrived howling stars were my guide blessed be! I have nothing left but a searing pain in my mind blessed be! I am here sunlight is what we fear blessed be! I will wait for night when the vampires will appear I of carpathian blud inbred, bloodshed, a family trait the forest it whispers my name Brian..... Brian..... and then there was nothing I am lycanthropian, i am of wolf and man Whittlesea devoid of gore, I kneel screaming by the shore arms raised my wrists they bleed, why have you forsaken me? a voice whispers in my ear "I like you trousers by the way" vampyre trousers blood, wolves, moonlight my black hearts desire

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released December 1, 2006

Recorded in Evil Scarecrow's Love Dungeon
Mixed and Produced by Evil Scarecrow

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