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Nuclear Fallout Machine Sentience

by Evil Scarecrow

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Do you ever worry about how many services are running on outdated software? Does the deployment of patches keep you awake at night? Do you feel dread that your IT department have become complacent about upgrades? What has been forgotten… in the depths?

Nuclear Fallout Machine Sentience is the ludicrous horror of a world where nuclear submarines running on “Windows Vista” have gone inevitably mad and attempted to destroy humanity completely, all because someone in the IT department was too lazy to upgrade them.


“You’ve gotta kill it, kill it with fire, gotta kick it in its masterplan
You gotta tame it, smash it in the face and destructionate across the land”

“ - NO
You gotta reason, appeal to its core, diplomacy, smiles and virtue OR
Maybe love is the way, emotions are okay a submarine can have feelings too”


Metal whale in the ocean
Massive monster of the sea
Guided only by sonar
You giant eyeless beast
Which way is north?
Which way is east?
Enemies everywhere
Missiles release

“Oh No! The humans are coming!
Time to switch to silent running!
ødelegge alle mennesker”

Metal whale in the ocean
Massive monster of the sea
Enemies everywhere
Missiles release



released November 17, 2023
Released November 17, 2023
Produced, mixed and mastered by Russ Russell at Parlour Studios.
Released by Deadbox Records Ltd.


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